Staring at nothing.

romanorgasm:

OMG THAT WAS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED

mmmmmhm:

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T H E   S O U N D S 

R.I.P. the twelve people killed this morning at a midnight showing of The Dark Knight Rises in Denver. A gunman went into the theater with a gas grenade and killed these people, also injuring others, during a scene in the movie with gunfire (at first the people in the theater thought the extra gunfire was in the movie). The police are currently investigating, and we should pray for the families and friends of those killed and hope it never happens again.
subjuggie:

swiftswagger:

i-amnota-coconut:

lets-touch-butts:

sometimes-iwonderwhy:

thelandofwtf:

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. 

would have fucking died and then vomited up everything and died again

how do you not notice a big ass spider in your cup? how do you even allow a big ass spider to crawl into your cup without noticing? what OMG

oh god

FUCKNONOPE FUCKING LORD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOUL THIS HAPPENED TO, FUCKIN’ LORD DEAR LORD, DEEEAAARRR LOOOOORD,

lol

subjuggie:

swiftswagger:

i-amnota-coconut:

lets-touch-butts:

sometimes-iwonderwhy:

thelandofwtf:

Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. 

would have fucking died and then vomited up everything and died again

how do you not notice a big ass spider in your cup? how do you even allow a big ass spider to crawl into your cup without noticing? what OMG

oh god

FUCKNONOPE FUCKING LORD HAVE MERCY ON THE SOUL THIS HAPPENED TO, FUCKIN’ LORD DEAR LORD, DEEEAAARRR LOOOOORD,

lol

ranixin:

For my hubby, simplyirenic~  <3

ranixin:

For my hubby, simplyirenic~  <3